Do you ever feel that traditional news isn't sensational enough? Does it focus too much on verifiable facts and not enough on how we're all going to die?
If so, this blog is for you. We don't waste time checking our facts or even applying logic to the situation. None of that is important when the world is ending in front of our very eyes!
So read the Internet Alarmist, and feel comforted that at least someone is willing to tell you the unvarnished news.